Heckling is a past-time which can be a pleasure to observe in a show. Just as long as the Heckler understands this:
You are mental. You understand nothing of performance and you will forever live to be the person up there. You live in a world that does not pay you enough attention and so, like Kent in a phone booth, you convert yourself into a babbling buffoon. You think to yourself "Fuck me, I wish I was talented". You would kill yourself if you could, only there would be no-one there to see it.
The atmosphere at any show, whether it be a comedian or artist, can be destroyed by this lower form of life and I accept no responsibility for the use a bow and arrow, the next time some fool shouts "Play some songs about Christmas!". I would kill you sir, if you weren't already dead.
